Nighttime excursions

Posted on Wed 15 August 2018 • Tagged with Graz

It was late. It usually is, given I’m much more comfortable at night than during the day, when there is less noise. I was listening to music with my headphones on, deciding on some ideas for songs I wanted to recommend to friends. I remember it being a hot day - that was contributing to me not wanting to go to bed earlier.

Between the music, I heard a noise as if metal was clanging to metal. Suddenly I was wide awake, taking off my headphones as I’m often enough a cautious person. As I heard the chuckling it was clear to me what was happening.

I switched off the lights and closed the open and tilted windows. Then I waited a bit, looking out of the center window. It didn’t take long for a young man - probably in his teens - to appear and look in.

And I was looking out. I didn’t say anything and neither did he. I don’t think he expected anyone to be looking out of the window at 01:30 AM, when he had just climbed the scaffolding some construction workers had put up a few days before and looked through the window into the third floor.

After a moment he left. I didn’t sleep well that night. I’m not sure what to think. I have an apartment that’s not on the ground floor in order to prevent exactly this kind of situation from ever happening, but it still did. I don’t think he’ll return, but given this is a large city, others might get the same idea. I reckon this was a more of a dare or a drunk stunt than an attempted burglary.

I’ve been asked if I wasn’t afraid. Afraid? No. The thought that I might be in danger never entered my mind. It might’ve been the giggling that made this seem so harmless. I was a bit annoyed that the situation I had gone to extra lengths to avoid had still occurred. I was also surprised how far people are willing to go for an adrenaline kick.

I wonder though how it would’ve played out, had I taken a strong flashlight and pointed it towards the man.

Nighttime excursions is part 2 of From the inner city:

  1. The A1 Internet Odyssey
  2. Nighttime excursions

Reading recommendations (2018-08-13)

Posted on Mon 13 August 2018 • Tagged with Reading recommendations

It’s been a while since the last post because I’m still busy handling all the paperwork that comes with changes in lifestyle. Meanwhile I’ve watched some new anime on Crunchyroll: Caligula, Phantom in the Twilight, How not to summon a demon lord, Isekai Izakaya: Japanese Food From Another World and Bungo Stray Dogs. Of these, BSD and PitT were the truly great ones, whereas C felt like a plagiarized version of The World Ends With You. Not a bad thing, it just leaves a strange aftertaste.

I’ve also checked out Stories: Path of Destinies since I got it for free a while back and it’s fun. There could be a little more depth to it since I unlocked the true ending in 8 hours while still missing more than 2/3 of the other dead ends.

The A1 Internet Odyssey

Posted on Sat 14 July 2018 • Tagged with Graz

Let’s start with some context. I have moved recently. After a period of searching I have found an apartment that I liked and that was within my budget. Fast forward a bit to the point after I had moved in and was in the process of organizing an Internet connection. That’s how I arrived at this post.

Update: 2018-08-07 - added new information, updated timeline, added table
Update: 2018-08-17 - added new information, updated timeline
Update: 2018-09-13 - added new information, updated timeline, added PDFs, added conversations with customer service (German), added table of contents

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Intel gathering

I called UPC since I had a running contract there for the previous apartment. I was excited to order their 125Mb/s package for ~ €31/month. Sadly, the helpful operator told me that this is not available at the specified address. I was floored, but after a short time of sulking I was reconsidering my options.

A1 – a fusion of a mobile phone provider and one of our oldest Internet service providers in Austria – had a tempting offer. Theoretical 150Mb/s using both DSL (which goes to a maximum of about 40Mb/s via telephone cable) augmented by LTE, in the same box, using a technique called Bonding which is also used for servers. My first encounter with it was when reading about the networking that is done for the yearly CCC meetings in Germany. This offer is for ~ €60/month though. Considerably harder to argue, but still tempting.

Contract signing

It happens that I ventured to one of their stores on Saturday to sign the contract. For reasons I’ll explain later, that might not have been the best idea. I was told that I’ll receive a box with everything I need to set up the connection myself within 3 working days. With that said and the contract in my bag, I left. What was strange though was the employee’s reaction upon me asking the following question: “What do I do if I am not satisfied with the quality of the product? What do I do if it doesn’t work?” He looked at my as if I was an alien. Apparently their equipment and network not living up to the full expectation of the customer is not part of the training the shopkeepers receive. Or is it and I didn’t realize?


Of course, if a company says “It will be there after 3 working days” what they really mean is “There’s a slight chance that it will be there after 3 working days, but 5 is more likely”. After the postman woke me up in the morning I opened the package, connected everything, waited the recommended amount of time and nothing. So, I called the support hotline even though I strongly dislike calling support for any reason. After a bit of to and fro the person on the other side of the line said “but you had a technician connect the line for you”.
My answer: “No.”
Him: “But it says here that an appointment for the technician was arranged for [date 3 days in the past], that he was there and everything was handled properly.”
Me: “I assure you, I had no appointment and nobody was ever at my place. Your colleague in the shop also failed to mention that I need an appointment for a technician.”
Him: “Alright, please stay on the line, I need to clear this internally.”

After some waiting time, he assured me that a technician would contact me for an appointment. I got a call in the afternoon and we fixed an appointment for the morning of the next day.

The next day, the technician arrived, did their job in a few minutes and left. Again, I waited for a while and then tried if I had a connection. I had working Internet! However, I was far from the theoretical 150 Mb/s I paid for, getting only ~ 35 Mb/s. That is less than the physical limit of the DSL connection (that being around 40-42 Mb/s according to my research), never mind the possible augmentation through LTE.

Since I didn’t get the full speed I paid for even after an hour of waiting, I called support again. They told me that the modem needs about 24 hours of searching for cellphone towers to be properly configured. To be honest, this came with an immediate feeling of disbelief to me. I mean, this is based on cellphone technology and we surely don’t need to wait a full day before we can use our mobile Internet connection after moving a few kilometers. However, I was running out of time as well as patience and went to work. On the way there I checked my postbox and found an advertisement by UPC which offers great cheap Internet, except that they didn’t offer the product on the flyer at my address so I felt just a little taunted. Just a lil’.

However, I didn’t have time to look into this after 24 hours because by then I was traveling.

The Waiting Game

So, rather, I gave it more than 48 hours and checked upon returning on Sunday. Of course, no significant changes had happened. I called support and the technician ran tests, then acknowledged there was a problem. She understood that I would be paying too much for the performance provided and wanted to send me an antenna which functions as accessory for the device to improve cellphone reception. However, A1 had internal IT issues on that weekend. She asked me to call again the next day and ask to specifically be connected to her so I wouldn’t have to explain the issue another time. What she, for some reason, didn’t realize is that with their system it is technically impossible to reach a certain individual inside their support group.

The next day, I did as told and called support asking for the technician in question. I was told that it’s not possible to connect me directly and they would leave a note for her to call me back.

After some time, I received a call from another person saying the technician in question was sick on that day and they would take over. I was told that yes, I did need an antenna and they could send it to me. It would take several days – to which I replied that I could just pick it up at the store since it’s nearby. I would not need to pay the €35 for shipping.

I headed over to the store. The customer representative told me that they had an antenna, but they could only send them via mail, else I would have to buy one and that would be €60. I was told I should call support again.

I returned home and called support again. Support assured me that the treatment I received was very unfortunate and they were working on it. They would call me back.

I received another call from support. They were still working on the issue and just wanted to let me know that I had not been forgotten. I would receive another call.

Meanwhile I found out that I would’ve been able to cut down the minimum contract length from the brazen 24 months to a mere 6 months had I told them that I was a student. I swore and felt another pang of buyer’s remorse.

Later, I did in fact receive another call. They told me that the antenna has already been deducted from my bill and it would cost those €35 in the store. They would not be billed but deducted from the overall bill instead. I still needed to get the antenna. I got a more detailed description of what I was to ask for at the store.

I ventured to the store again, hopeful of finally getting what I need to achieve the Internet performance I paid for. Another clerk told me they knew what I needed but they sold the last one mere minutes ago. I was getting frustrated at that point and lost my cool in the shop. After some very cynical remarks, I left and went home. The clerk had told me that there was no delivery with new antennas until the coming week.

Having arrived at home, I was on the phone with support again. That time, they apologized even more sincerely. The technician checked every avenue he could think of, even checking the inventories of surrounding stores whether any had antennas left. He was also out of antennas in their warehouse. I was told that I would have to wait until Wednesday the following week until they received new antennas. Starting from then it would take three more business days for the antenna to arrive at my place.

Now, if I were a cynical man, I’d suggest that this company is playing the long game hoping that I’m willing to stick with their bullshit until I can’t cancel the contract. However, the joke’s already on me because I signed the contract at their store, which means I don’t have the usual 14 days of cancellation rights you get when ordering online.

I was assured that A1 would arrange for an antenna for me since I have one of their most expensive consumer products. They would decide whether my payments might be reduced due to reduced service, but really it didn’t make a difference. I mean, all their products of this line cost the same amount during the initial 3 months phase.

Research & more calls

Understandably, my patience was wearing extremely thin at that point. I vented my frustration via chat to a friend. She did a bit of research and found out that T-Mobile, another mobile service provider, had a similar offer with the same theoretical speed for €15 less per month. I was even more frustrated and checkout out the product page. I considered canceling right then and there, but opened the customer chat instead. I received the following information.

  • no technician is necessary to switch if there already is a working DSL connection
  • no antenna is shipped with the device
  • they offer a testing phase which starts with the DSL connection
  • their product retrieves its configuration via LTE (whereas the A1 modem does so via DSL and disables its LTE completely without DSL as I have seen during testing)
  • they can cancel my service with another company for me
  • when I cancel such a contract, the service ends immediately but one still needs to pay the full sum of all remaining payments. (remainining_months * monthly_payments). From a customer’s point of view, this is insane. From any ISPs point of view, this is standard procedure. Can you tell I dislike ISPs and MSPs?

Angrily, I called another friend who has a background in law and asked for her opinion. She replied that there was little I could do. I needed to give the company the chance to fulfill the contract and wait. Then, if things did still not improve I could talk to them again about either completely canceling it or working out a possible downgrade to an option which is technically possible at my address.

Now I know why the sales rep at the store looked at me as if I were mad when I asked what to do in case I’m not satisfied. If this is how everyone’s experience with A1 is, I’m not sure they even have satisfied customers.

By the time of me publishing this, I have given them ample time to send me an antenna and nothing happened. So I’ll pester A1 again. Until they fix my Internet or openly admit that they can’t give me what I pay them for.

Update: 2018-08-06, more calls and no changes

In the afternoon of the same day I initially published this article, I had yet another phone call with support. They agreed to send me the external antenna and some cables.

Four days later I picked up the boxes at my local post office, went home, installed them and nothing. It should not even be technically possible, but connecting the antenna changed nothing at all. So I called support again, had them provide instructions, checked the box. We did the remote measurements again, I took more notes and detailed measurements. At least in the second call, since the first one abruptly ended. Then, I was told that “yes, measuring via a WLAN device versus a cable connected device makes a difference” which annoys me since I had several dozen measurements that prove that it hardly makes one. However, I agreed and the difference in speed was negligible (around 5 Mb/s when I’m about ten times that amount).

Additionally, their competitor just so happened to mail me a survey about satisfaction with mobile phone providers the same day. I love how cynical all of this is without me twisting something to fit the narrative.

After which they told me that this is all they can do. Then they found out there’s a damaged cellphone tower in my vicinity and argue this might be the problem. I inquired since when the tower has been damaged and after I got a day, I informed them that my problem has been going back a lot longer, so that is not the issue.

I was enraged and the next day I called the Konsumentenschutz what to do. I’m still incapable of believing they can’t offer one of their flagship products in the city center of Austria’s second largest city. The nice lady told me that there might be a way to cancel the contract if they are clearly not able to offer the performance I’m paying for but I need to get that in writing.

Update: 2018-08-17: I finally filed the form

After dealing with many other bureaucratic hurdles over the last weeks, I finally sent a strongly worded letter asking what A1 is going to do about the situation and that I’ll consider the contract as not fulfilled on their part if they don’t do something about the under-performing connection.

Update: 2018-09-13: Cancellation denied

A1 suggested that I downgrade my connection. I called the Konsumentenschutz again and they argued for cancellation of the contract. I mail A1 asking for the contract cancellation but they refuse, referring me to the AGB, the description of their services etc. I downloaded and read them. I was infuriated. Money quote:

Die Hybrid-Technologie ermöglicht die Erhöhung der Internetbandbreite des fixen Breitband Internetanschlusses durch die mobile Übertragungstechnologie LTE von mindestens mehr als 20480/5120 kbit/s auf maximal bis zu 153600/20480 kbit/s (downstream/upstream). (emphasis theirs)

Effectively, A1 advertises up to 150Mbit/s of which they are only required to deliver 20Mbit/s. I am in contact with the Konsumentenschutz and will update this post with further developments.

I’ve added the conversations I had with A1 service team and the PDFs with their terms of service to the end of this post.



  • 2018-06-16, Saturday - signed contract
  • 2018-06-21, Thursday - received router, call #1, call #2
  • 2018-06-22, Friday - DSL enabled by technician, call #3; got shitty ad from competitor
  • 2018-06-24, Sunday - call #4, antenna is promised but not sent
  • 2018-06-25, Monday - call #5, call #6, store does not give out antenna, call #7, call #8, call #9, store does give out antenna but does not have any left, call #10
  • 2018-07-14, Saturday - article is published, no improvement, no antenna, call #11
  • 2018-07-18, Wednesday - call #12, call #13, got survey from competitor
  • 2018-07-19, Thursday - call to Konsumentenschutz
  • 2018-08-06, Monday - antenna received and no improvement
  • 2018-08-07, Tuesday - article updated.
  • 2018-08-16, Thursday - sent an annoyed mail to support asking for further directions
  • 2018-08-17, Friday - article updated.
  • 2018-08-21, Tuesday - response from A1 service team, suggesting downgrade
  • 2018-08-22, Wednesday - mail to A1 service team asking for cancellation due to extraordinary circumstances
  • 2018-08-27, Monday - response from A1 service team, cancellation due to extraordinary circumstances is denied, suggesting downgrade again
  • 2018-09-06, Tuesday - third call to Konsumentenschutz, am asked for a detailed mail including docs
  • 2018-09-13, Thursday - sent detailed mail to Konsumentenschutz
  • 2018-09-13, Thursday - article updated.


  • A1: AGB Access (terms of service), retrieved on 2018-08-27
  • A1: EB-A1-Internet-L (description of fees for package L), retrieved on 2018-08-27
  • A1: LB-A1-Internet-L (description of services for package L), retrieved on 2018-08-27


Mail 1

Ich habe vor einiger Zeit (2018-06-18) bei Ihnen das 150 MBit/s Hybridpaket unterzeichnet. Jetzt versuche ich, durch Auszenantenne, zahlreiche Telefonate mit Ihrem Kundendienst (wie Sie sicher meiner Kartei entnehmen koennen) und nachschlagen auf die von mir bezahlte Leistung zu kommen.

Dies hat allerdings trotz Ihren aeuszerst bemuehten Technikern kaum zu einer erkennbaren Besserung gefuehrt. Der hoechste jemals an meiner Leitung gemessene Wert liegt immer noch deutlich unter dem naechstniedrigerem Angebot dass Sie im Portfolio haben - naemlich bei ca. der Haelfte der Leistung deren Vertrag ich mit Ihnen abgeschlossen habe. Mir wurde am Telefon gesagt dass es trotz meiner zentralen Lage in Graz nicht moeglich ist eine bessere Leistung zur Verfuegung zu stellen.

Im Anhang befindet sich das CSV mit Geschwindigkeitsmessungen ueber Ich moechte von Ihnen jetzt wissen was Sie gedenken zu unternehmen bzw. welche Optionen Sie mir anbieten um diese Situation zu beheben.

Falls Sie es tatsaechlich nicht schaffen die versprochene Leistung zur Verfuegung zu stellen sehe ich mich gezwungen den Vertrag als gegenstandslos zu betrachten.

Reply to mail 1

Guten Tag Herr Skiba,

danke für Ihr E-Mail.

Wir sind derzeit sehr gefragt. Bitte entschuldigen Sie unsere späte Antwort.

Natürlich ist eine stabile und schnelle Internetverbindung wichtig. Wir können jedoch nicht immer die maximale Geschwindigkeit garantieren.

Da uns Ihre Zufriedenheit aber wichtig ist, biete ich Ihnen gerne einen kostenlosen Tarifwechsel auf einen niedrigeren und somit auch günstigeren Tarif an, wie zum Beispiel A1 Internet S oder XS. Mehr Informationen zu unseren aktuellen Tarifen finden Sie hier:

Sind Sie mit dieser Lösung einverstanden? Dann geben Sie mir bitte in den nächsten Tagen Ihren Wunschtarif bekannt. Antworten Sie einfach auf mein E-Mail, vielen Dank.

Mail 2

Nein, ein Tarifwechsel dieser Art ist für mich nicht akzeptabel - insbesondere da dies einen weiteren massiven Geschwindigkeitsverlust bedeuten würde. Von den theoretischen 150MBit/s aufgrund denen ich bei genau Ihrer Firma den Vertrag abgeschlossen habe bieten Sie mir jetzt als Ausweichmöglichkeit 40 bzw 20 an. Das ist keinesfalls ein realistisches Angebot.

Aufgrund dessen dass A1 es nicht schafft die von mir gewünschte und bezahlte Leistung zur Verfügung zu stellen, ist mein nächster Schritt die außerordentliche Kündigung des Vertrages. Unter Betrachtnahme der Tatsache dass ich im Besten Fall maximal die Hälfte der theoretischen Leistung erreicht habe, kann hier von einem erfüllten Vertrag nicht die Rede sein.

Ich kündige hiermit den Vertrag außerordentlich.

Bitte lassen Sie mich noch wissen ob ich ihr Equipment (Modem, Außenantenne, etc) zurücksenden muss oder in einem nahen A1 Shop abgeben kann.

Reply to mail 2

Lieber Herr Skiba, meine Kollegin hat Ihnen bereits einen kostenlosen Tarifwechsel in einen kleineren Tarif angeboten. Bei den Geschwindigkeiten handelt es sich um “bis zu” Werte.

Über die Standleitung erreichen Sie in etwa Werte zwischen 50 und 60 Mbit/s im Download. Der Rest wird über das LTE Netz A1 Hybrid Power ermöglicht. Sofern Sie mit dem Produkt zu wenig Bandbreite erhalten können Sie natürlich auf ein kleineres Produkt wechseln.

Die Errichtung einer Funkstation ist immer mit großem Aufwand und sehr hohen Investitionen verbunden. Daher müssen wir im Zuge der Funknetzplanung alle Rahmenbedingungen sorgfältig abwägen.

Eine außerordentliche Kündigung können wir jedoch nicht anbieten. Unsere Leistungsbeschreibungen finden Sie unter

Es tut uns leid, dass wir Ihnen dieses Mal nichts Besseres mitteilen können.

Information gemäß Alternative-Streitbeilegung-Gesetz (AStG): Wenn Sie mit unserer Antwort nicht zufrieden sind, können Sie sich an die Schlichtungsstelle der RTR GmbH wenden. Alle Kontaktdaten sowie Informationen zum Verfahren finden Sie unter Kommt es zu einem Schlichtungsverfahren, wird A1 daran teilnehmen.


IP_ADDRESS TEST_DATE TIME_ZONE DOWNLOAD_MEGABITS UPLOAD_MEGABITS LATENCY_MS SERVER_NAME DISTANCE_MILES 6/22/2018 8:03 AM GMT 36.76 9.12 13 Graz 100 6/22/2018 8:33 AM GMT 35.71 9.29 12 Graz 100 6/22/2018 8:42 AM GMT 35.17 9.49 12 Graz 100 6/22/2018 8:57 AM GMT 44.30 11.11 13 Graz 100 6/22/2018 9:00 AM GMT 35.17 9.56 12 Graz 100 6/22/2018 9:07 AM GMT 36.57 9.64 13 Graz 100 6/22/2018 9:10 AM GMT 37.94 9.72 12 Graz 100 6/22/2018 9:12 AM GMT 35.59 9.51 14 Graz 100 6/22/2018 9:15 AM GMT 34.23 9.91 13 Graz 100 6/22/2018 9:23 AM GMT 33.17 9.68 15 Graz 100 6/22/2018 10:00 AM GMT 33.33 9.09 14 Graz 100 6/22/2018 1:01 PM GMT 17.12 12.17 14 Graz 100 6/22/2018 1:02 PM GMT 49.14 14.94 14 Graz 100 6/24/2018 3:53 PM GMT 7.96 7.99 22 Vienna 0 6/24/2018 3:53 PM GMT 16.73 6.18 13 Vienna 0 6/24/2018 3:54 PM GMT 3.05 7.76 20 Vienna 0 6/24/2018 3:55 PM GMT 20.65 5.20 20 Vienna 0 6/24/2018 3:57 PM GMT 17.31 5.83 28 Vienna 0 6/24/2018 4:00 PM GMT 12.23 8.07 12 Vienna 0 6/24/2018 4:02 PM GMT 18.73 6.68 12 Vienna 0 6/24/2018 4:03 PM GMT 31.96 7.41 23 Vienna 0 6/24/2018 4:04 PM GMT 33.91 9.51 9 Vienna 0 6/25/2018 11:10 AM GMT 63.10 22.54 9 Vienna 0 6/25/2018 11:50 AM GMT 65.69 23.26 10 Vienna 0 6/25/2018 12:13 PM GMT 62.78 24.52 10 Vienna 0 6/25/2018 3:53 PM GMT 35.24 9.08 11 Vienna 0 6/25/2018 3:55 PM GMT 55.65 24.46 12 Vienna 0 6/25/2018 4:06 PM GMT 55.07 21.74 10 Vienna 0 6/26/2018 8:35 PM GMT 60.55 24.92 10 Vienna 0 6/29/2018 6:53 AM GMT 55.18 23.65 12 Vienna 0 7/18/2018 4:09 PM GMT 35.41 9.63 8 Vienna 0 7/18/2018 4:11 PM GMT 34.28 9.35 10 Vienna 0 7/18/2018 4:18 PM GMT 35.15 9.70 11 Vienna 0 7/18/2018 4:20 PM GMT 35.42 9.67 10 Vienna 0 7/18/2018 4:22 PM GMT 57.43 25.04 10 Vienna 0 7/18/2018 4:23 PM GMT 62.88 23.82 10 Vienna 0 7/18/2018 4:24 PM GMT 64.72 25.53 11 Vienna 0 7/18/2018 4:26 PM GMT 64.06 24.64 10 Vienna 0 7/18/2018 4:30 PM GMT 56.46 24.93 10 Vienna 0 7/18/2018 4:32 PM GMT 61.14 22.91 10 Vienna 0 7/18/2018 4:33 PM GMT 35.44 9.61 8 Vienna 0 7/18/2018 4:37 PM GMT 56.96 24.67 9 Vienna 0 7/18/2018 4:38 PM GMT 18.65 17.02 17 Vienna 0 7/18/2018 4:45 PM GMT 17.96 17.27 16 Vienna 0 7/18/2018 5:16 PM GMT 20.98 16.14 18 Vienna 0 7/18/2018 5:48 PM GMT 31.39 25.36 10 Vienna 0 7/18/2018 5:49 PM GMT 46.84 24.70 10 Vienna 0 8/6/2018 10:54 PM GMT 72.98 24.79 13 Linz 100

The A1 Internet Odyssey is part 1 of From the inner city:

  1. The A1 Internet Odyssey
  2. Nighttime excursions

Reading recommendations (2018-05-18)

Posted on Fri 18 May 2018 • Tagged with Reading recommendations

Recently I’ve spent a lot of time playing Ni No Kuni 2: Revenant Kingdom and some Tomb Raider, in addition to one of my classics, Cook, Serve, Delicious! 2. I’ve also taken some time to revisit Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2: Grimoire of the Rift, my favorite title for the DS.

I’ve also discovered Crunchyroll which is an awesome service which lets you stream licensed anime for free, legally. I’ll happily disable my adblocker for that service — though I do find it curious that the ads I get are so strange. Sometimes they don’t load at all. Sometimes I get the same clip six times in a row. So far I’ve checked out Black Clover, Darling in the FRANXX, Restaurant to Another World and Interviews with Monster Girls. Sadly, some series are not available in my region.

Interviewing for a successor

Posted on Fri 11 May 2018 • Tagged with Institute for Computer Vision and Computer Graphics, Work

I left my job at the ICG in March 2018. One of my last tasks there was helping in searching for a successor for my position whom I could hand over my responsibilities with as little worries as possible. I updated the same job posting that had been used to announce the opening when I applied and updated it with new phrasing. I wanted to emphasize that a lot of learning can be done on the job. Experience in the comprehensive list of open source technologies the institute uses was a definite plus but I was certain that a minimum of understanding of Linux, good written and spoken English as well as the willingness to learn were enough to grow into the job. After all, usually people apply who do not have all qualifications matching your list but some that are not on the list and help them anyway.

I wanted to make sure that we had as much of an objective method to judge the applicants as possible — therefor I put together a questionnaire containing two real life scenarios as well as a short list of bonus points. These questions were discussed with the applicants and I decided which topics were sufficiently answered. I held the entire technical part of each interview.

I want to point out that my goal was not — as some of my colleagues joked — to create a test which one could “pass” or “fail”. I simply wanted to measure applicants by a more meaningful measure than “they were good” or “they were ok”. I had the hope that my scenarios would give us a heads-up whose technical knowledge was better if applicants were subjectively close to each other.

Section 1 - VM diagnosis & rescue

You have a physical machine running a Hypervisor (e.g. Xen) and a virtual machine running a Debian based Linux distribution (e.g. Ubuntu). You notice that the VM has stopped checking in with your monitoring solution. What do you do?

- contact via SSH
- check if the machine is listening (e.g. `ping`, `nmap`)
- check if the machine is running (e.g. `xl list`, `xl top`)
- send out notice that you're working on said machine (*bonus*)

The initial step of the diagnosis is for steps one can take really quickly. I accepted solutions that did not name command line utilities suggested if they served a similar purpose (e.g. VBoxManage would be fine). Bonus questions give additional points that can raise the score above the maximum points of a given question.

You have established that the machine is indeed not running. When you tried to restart the machine via the hypervisor, it is showing activity in the hypervisor output but it is neither accessible remotely (via SSH) nor does it show up in the monitoring solution. What are your next steps?

- check log files
  - host logs => there is nothing relevant in them
  - guest logs
  - centralized logging solution (*bonus*)
- try starting the machine with more verbose output from the hypervisor (*bonus*)
- check with some tool that displays screen of VM (e.g. VNC with SSH forwarding, `virt-manager`)

The second step is trying to figure out the cause of the issue after having verified the issue in step one.

You realize that the machine is not booting. It looks like a problem with GRUB but you are not entirely sure. You’d like to access the guest logs, just to be sure. The guest’s entire disk is a LVM logical volume mounted directly into the VM by the hypervisor. How do you proceed?

- find a tool to mount the logical volume on the host
  - read-only (*bonus*)
  - `kpartx` (*bonus*)
- check the logs in `/var/log/syslog` and similars in `/var/log`. Check `/var/log/dpkg.log`.

Step number 3 is to make reasonably sure it is a problem that has surfaced due to a problem with GRUB and has not been triggered by something else entirely.

The chance that it is a GRUB problem is more likely than ever. How do you proceed to try and fix the VM?

- boot from ISO (or remount read-write on host)
- `boot-repair` (*bonus*)
- reinstall GRUB

The last step of the first scenario deals with an actual attempt at fixing the VM. The infrastructure at ICG is built in a way that makes repairs more feasible than spinning up and configuring new machines without data loss.

Open question: What do you think could be the cause of such an issue?

No points were given for this question, but I noted down what the applicants came up with and commented on the likeliness of their thoughts, so they had some immediate feedback.

Section 2 - Server best practices

You have a service that you need to provide to the whole internet (or rather, your colleagues who are currently abroad). It has at least one component accessible by a web browser and one more component (e.g. SSH, IMAP, POP) that needs to be protected. How would you make reasonably sure that things are protected?

- protect the web service with a TLS certificate [and encryption]
- redirect port 80 to 445 to always enforce encryption
- implement a rate limit against brute force attacks (e.g. `fail2ban`, builtin software)
- have the server update the software on its on (or have a way to be notified of updates, e.g. mail, RSS)
- implement a backup strategy [and test it]
- provide VPN access or suggest using TU VPN and restrict firewall settings (*bonus*)
- **set up monitoring for aforementioned things**

The server best practices section was my attempt to get a feel for what the applicant knows about operations. While the previous scenario revolved around troubleshooting, this one is focused on knowledge and understanding of running servers in production. This was a question where I almost always received additional answers to the ones I hoped for.

Section 3 - Short questions

Do you have any experience with:

- Git
- Continuous integration (e.g. GitLab CI, Jenkins)
- Configuration management (e.g. Puppet, Chef, Salt)
- standard monitoring tools (e.g. Nagios, Sensu, Elastic products)
- NFS and auto-mounting
- web servers (e.g. Apache, Nginx)
- debugging software not written by you (e.g. Python code that shipped with your distribution)

This last section of questions aims to establish which topics the applicant might need training in order to fully understand and utilize existing ICG infrastructure.


After careful review of all applicants and their technical skills and demonstrated understanding of systems in use I gave an informed recommendation on whom to hire. I had the — very short — opportunity to introduce my successor to the most critical systems. For everything else they will have to rely on the documentation I wrote, their team members and their own skillset.

I certainly wish them all the best.

Ljubljana 2018 (BSides Ljubljana)

Posted on Sat 24 March 2018 • Tagged with Journeys

Going to Ljubljana for BSides Ljubljana 2017 was comparatively without troubles, not counting my scheduling difficulties resulting in several annoying waiting times.

Day 1

I took the train from Graz and read a book I had previously purchased but never read, as I usually do when trying to pass time. When the scheduled arrival time came I was a bit nervous as I feared I might have missed my stop. Several minutes after the scheduled time I still didn’t hear an announcement saying the next stop would be Ljubljana. Nervousness turned into slight annoyance. By now I just assumed I had either missed the stop - which was bad - or the train was delayed - which was slightly less bad. I didn’t need to catch a connection. It just meant the people responsible for the apartment would have to wait even longer for me though.

I left the train and wondered why the train station would be so small. In retrospect I only saw the underground and the back exit on that day. The actual train station is larger, though not especially large. It’s also a short walk away from most of the tracks, which was part of the reason for my confusion.

Since - obviously - leaving the train station through the wrong exit does not lead one directly to waiting taxis, I had no luck there. So I asked Google Maps to find me an ATM and plot a route to my accommodation. The suggestion included a bus ride with pricing information for the bus. Upon entering I saw people paying with a contactless card. No one paid in cash as it is common in Graz. I asked the bus driver but he waved me away, so I took a seat, next to a helpful information panel. Said panel happened to spell out the usage instructions for the contactless payment but not where to get such a card.

Once I arrived at the loft - Tobacna Red - it really was as nice as the reviews and images had suggested. I don’t remember asking my contact for information about the Urbana bus cards which was an oversight. I ventured out to find something to eat and asked in a kiosk for the tickets because I had read earlier on the Internet that you could “get them basically everywhere”. So, yeah, newsflash. Don’t believe everything on the Internet, regardless of how nicely made the site is. Anyway, the friendly lady at the kiosk couldn’t help me and I had happened to find a resident whose English wasn’t up to explaining me where to go either though she clearly understood what I meant.

I had lunch at Meta in Bazilika where the hint from the waiter not to take the “wok risotto” should’ve been a clue not to eat there. Or the fact that despite the nice weather both the garden and the interior were completely empty.

I’m honest, the wok risotto… don’t take that. It’s just not good.

Well, thanks for that, but neither was the risotto with turkey and tomatoes. Now, I’m not a cook, so what do I know… but you might want to try seasoning the turkey next time. Or making the risotto actually creamy. However, the waiter also gave me the hint that the Urbana card was available “in the center”.

After venturing there, I found a tourist information spot which sold the cards. Paid €2 for the card and €5 for an initial charge. Then I walked up the castle hill but by the time I was done taking some pictures and having an initial walk around the castle it was too late to go inside with only 20 minutes remaining.

View of some part of Ljubljana, taken from the castle hill in the afternoon sun

A tower as part of the castle in Ljubljana, Slovenia

So, down into the old parts of the town it was. I fancied a cake and looked around until I found a restaurant with great looking Tiramisu visible from outside. Sadly, the waiter told me he could not sell me the Tiramisu. It was reserved for dinner guests and official dinner hours wouldn’t start until later. However, he pointed me to a café which serves great cakes. I checked out Slaščičarna pri Vodnjaku. The cake made with Nutella and bananas was delicious. The tea was… okay I guess. I have rarely had fruit tea that was that sour though - not sure what was in there. I even ventured back to the restaurant to thank the waiter for his suggestion after checking whether he was currently busy. That earned me another recommendation - Le Petit Cafe which served excellent breakfast, according to him. Now, breakfast isn’t really my time of day, but this opinion slightly changes when it’s served until 1 PM.

After that I was getting tired, so I grabbed a Sub for later and headed home. By foot, since the route planner didn’t suggest any buses. After checking I realized why. Going by foot was 12 minutes. Waiting for the next bus would’ve been 24 minutes. Getting over that annoyance was several days.

Day 2


Due to sleepiness I only attended the last few seconds of the BSides keynote even though the event was literally in the next building. Also, before I forget, the videos have been archived at If you want to watch just one talk, make it “The consequences of bad security and privacy in healthcare” by Jelena Milosevic.


The first talk I attended was Security Automation in CI pipeline. I considered most of the lessons from there obvious, but this is after working as a developer and as an admin with a CI pipeline I built due to personal interest. Basically if things can be automated to avoid problems, let’s try to automate them. I don’t think many companies have existing pipelines in place that allow for testing security in a reproducible and automated way. Of particular interest to me was the way this was suggested in the talk.

The (GitLab) pipeline had a test stage, a deploy-to-staging stage, ran the security tests against staging and afterwards deployed to production. I like this idea but am somewhat curious how much delay this separation adds. I usually try to increase parallelism and would’ve preferred an approach in which the security testing isn’t adding 2 mores stages. My preference for this is because stages are run sequentially while jobs in the same stage can be run in parallel. (Gitlab terminology and CI doc)


I listened to the last words from the first talk in track 1 since my talk ended early. The presenter had to defend his work and lecture since no one outside the corporate/government environment actually felt the need to decrypt QUIC and TLS 1.3 traffic. I sat down for Trape – the evolution of phishing attacks.

I don’t think I know quite enough about how phishing attacks and persistence on machine are typically done to properly evaluate the use of Trape. Quite frankly, while the automated profiling of social media and general website accounts seemed handy, they didn’t impress me. Yes, that was certainly convenient but I hardly found exploitation of browser implementation details from a local server all that exciting.


The consequences of bad security and privacy in healthcare was my favorite talk this BSides. It wasn’t purely technical nor was it theoretical. Instead, it was a window into how hospital IT security is often run. Opsec as seen in reality. Some of the results where really bleak and quite frankly, horrifying in terms of possible implications for abuse of power, abuse of data or loss of data.

Here’s a quote - which I note from my memories instead of the stream, so it might not be entirely accurate:

So, I asked them, have they upgraded all systems and secured all things properly. And they answered, yes, of course, everything is fine. But then you find a blood bank running on Windows XP.

These are the scenarios that make you shiver as someone with even a faint interest in information security. Mission critical infrastructure running on an OS of which even the successor has already been retired.


There was pizza. Pizza is the default for BSides events from what I’ve seen so far, except when you’re in the land of pizza in which case there’s a mixed buffet arranged by a catering firm.


Someone made a joke up front how the Docker security talk would probably be short. It was. It was extremely short and disappointing. I joined the talk in the hope of learning something valuable that might be substantial to gaining an understanding of the security aspects of a technology I had almost no experience with yet.

There are two sides to this talk: One was great and one was depressing. The depressing part was how the advice for Docker security came down to three bullet points:

  • don’t use --privileged
  • don’t mount the Docker socket inside the container
  • don’t use the docker group and prefer usage of sudo instead

I have furthermore been told that this should’ve been extended by at least:

  • drop the root privileges in the container
  • if possible
  • as soon as possible

Now, the cool part of this was that the speaker demonstrated the ways each of these flaws could be used to gain root on the host. Frankly speaking, that these kind of configurations might be deployed to production are a bit terrifying.


The speaker in How (not) to fail as a security professional [Lessons learned] has been working in InfoSec, development and administration for years and shared some advice how to fail. While the talk was indeed very entertaining and certainly helpful, I don’t remember a good lot of it. One should think that not being an asshole and never stopping to learn would be a good starting point for people in any career. Also, writing articles about individual talks several weeks after the talk without any notes isn’t particularly easy…


The keynote speaker, Finux threw up an impromptu version of the third part of his privacy focussed lecture. I’ll be frank, I didn’t like part 1 a lot in 2016. However, I was positively surprised by the content and the blend of disciplines in this one. The impact of architecture on the concept of privacy was a fascinating topic I’d probably never have considered getting informed about.

CSides, so to say

After listening with a sharp mind for the whole day I wanted some relaxation and went to one of the fancier restaurants. I wasn’t exactly sure what to go for, but ended up in Vander restaurant, eating boar and fancy dessert. The city is lovely in the evening - even when it was pitch dark, people were still out and about, huddling around heating lamps and enjoying their drinks near the river. The atmosphere was amazing and I struggle to imagine how nice it has to be when it’s not too cold for my taste. Ljubljana’s cafés also happened to have fruit tea in stock which was a huge step up from my Rome visit. ;)

Shot across the river, people sitting around heating lamps in front of a brightly lit bar, shot taken during the dark of the night

Day 3

I checked out at 11:00 and sat around until 16:00 when my train left back for Graz. The weather wasn’t suited for grand adventures given that there was constant slight rain that made the perceived temperature drop. I’m already constantly cold, so no need to stay outside longer than necessary in suboptimal conditions. Still, I was inclined to check out the café and headed there. I arrived and it was packed. Even the tables on the outside below big umbrellas with heating lamps were full.

Resorting to the Café Lolita where I had seen the waiter juggling the evening before, I had the most delicious Black Forest cake I’ve ever tasted. I ordered that with “hot chocolate” and was pleasantly surprised when I actually got hot chocolate instead of the regular cocoa. As an aside, I order hot chocolate since I’m used to getting cocoa and the term seems to be more common in the foreign countries I’ve been to yet than just cocoa.

A rectangular dish with a small piece of Black Forest cake. Behind the dish a cup with liquid brown chocolate

Since I sat there for several hours, I also had non-alcoholic punch which was very tasty. I liked the berries and mandarin oranges a lot. I wholeheartedly recommend this place.

Of course, no place is perfect.

I realize I’m the stupid tourist her[e] but wouldn’t you want to label your restrooms in your prime location cafe in a way that is somewhat clear to foreigners? ~Alexander Skiba (@ghostlyrics), March 11, 2018

A tall glass filled with red punch. It has fruits swimming in the punch

After some more sitting around and waiting I finally walked to the train station, all the while looking for some kind of food place along the way. None of them tickled my fancy, so I boarded hungrily and made for the dining car after a while. Food there was rather plain, but I liked the open car. The low chair backs and plush seats combined with large panorama windows reminded me of the Murder in the Orient Express movie that had impressed me last year.

A wide open dining car with cozy benches the low backs of which offer a great view of the scenery through panorama windows

As an aside, I did check out the train station hall and noticed something that would’ve helped me a lot on my first day: Of course, the tourist information point inside the train station would have been the other viable option for purchasing an Urbana card. Had one realized that there was a main building. Had one bothered to check inside.

Reading recommendations (2018-02-19)

Posted on Mon 19 February 2018 • Tagged with Reading recommendations

I spend most of my time with Final Fantasy XII recently which has been remastered for PC and is as great as I remember. Some light reading, novels and writing job applications are what the rest of my free time was invested in. Apart from that I continue to play Final Fantasy XIV but I write about that from time to time anyway.

Final Fantasy XIV: Stories of Departures

Posted on Mon 29 January 2018 • Tagged with Stories, Video Games

This wasn’t an easy post to write but I still needed to get it out. You can ignore the following while muttering #mmoproblems to yourself. I won’t fault you. I’d still appreciate if you kept on reading though.

Kakysha lying in bed and contemplating

I have been thinking. There’s an aspect to playing an online game that was somewhat unexpected to me - you bond with people even though you don’t personally know them. You log in every so often and run with the same crowd (yes, I totally typoed that into “crown” at first). You check in with the regulars from your Free Company (read: guild). You have a set of people in your friends list. Maybe you have some additional linkshells (read: private group chats) that you like to visit every so often.

There’s a certain comfort in seeing familiar… well, not exactly faces. You meet avatars, fantastical characters that sometimes make you forget you’re there together with real people. For every player character there’s a person sitting somewhere behind a keyboard or a gamepad (well, almost, but botting is technically against the TOS).

I’m not a person to bond or trust easily. That’s just my personality. The interaction by proxy, like the ingame avatars makes things much, much easier though. I can still be witty, make stupid jokes, annoy others with inappropriate comments and help them all the while. But if I decide to cease interaction, that’s easier too. That’s the part where your brain tricks you into thinking even people you have spent many hours with are not important because they’re “hidden” behind characters.

I have watched the ebb and flow of people in our FC. FFXIV is a highly cooperative game, so you feel the impact of fellow players not being around anymore. It’s not necessarily that you’re losing. It’s the feeling of loss despite achieving your goals. The lessened atmosphere. The absence of a familiar friendly face.

This post was prompted by someone whom I consider a good friend leaving the FC. But the thoughts behind it have been true for a while now.


Whenever people leave I wonder what their reasons were. Were they unhappy? Did they get into an argument? Did their friends wander off? Or perhaps something else alltogether?

I try to talk to people, then. Yes, talking is hard, I get that. However, I consider not trying a personal failure. It’s not that I have the need to convince people to return. My curiousity drives me to learn their reasons for leaving so that perhaps the FC can be a more friendly place in the future with fewer reasons for members to leave.


I remember a while ago when a group of friends left. They were open to discussion and it was clear from the beginning that the group had only sought temporary refuge at The Black Crown. Them leaving to start up their own Free Company was a decision that was given a lot of thought. They are still open to communication and it was a pleasure to host them as long as it lasted.

I remember someone leaving who was a roamer. It’s hard to quantify how many of players are this type of person, but they did not stay long in any FC. They even said so up front and close to no one gave it a lot of thought when they left, eventually. It hit a bit harder when their partner in crime left because they had earlier stated they would not leave together, but it wasn’t completely unexpected either.

I remember talking to Kakysha’s big brother at length why he left his previous FC, how he talked about a feeling of not belonging and why he preferred to play in solitude for a while. I think he described it as feeling alone in a crowd. I’ve suggested back then that perhaps it was not the right crowd for him while at that time not directly inviting them into our FC because I felt that was tactless. I merely stated he was welcome should he ever want to join. Kakysha and her brother rarely meet - Eorzea is a big world after all, but they enjoy each other’s company tremendously.

Kakysha discussing important issues with her bigger brother in Kakysha's room

I remember my honored friend leaving with neither farewell nor complaint. It still hurts. I inquired for their reasons and received a vague answer that perhaps it was due to an argument or something that another person might have said. Polite inquiry would not reveal a more concrete answer and I respect my friend too much to be nosier, even though I’m implictly required to be since my recent promotion to a leadership position in the FC. I was merely saddened that they neither tried to talk to leadership nor the person(s) in question. Without pointing out what exactly was wrong and talking through both actions and consequences, how can we strive to improve the trust and respect that I feel we owe our members? How can I try to provide sprouts (read: newcomers still in the early stages of the game) as comfortable a home as the Seraphs provided me when I was full of disappointment about my previous FC?

Should you read this, friend, good bye but not farewell. Know that you have a place at Crown, should you want to return.


Kakysha sends her greetings from Tamamizu where’s she’s still trying to gain the favor of the Kojin people so they grant her permission to obtain a striped ray. She’s looking forward to meeting the Ananta people though because she heard they are breeding elephants. Our favorite adventurer loves elephants. She said to tell you she’s sorry this isn’t a more story-heavy post.

Final Fantasy XIV: Stories from the Regulars

Posted on Tue 24 October 2017 • Tagged with Stories, Video Games

I’ve been playing Final Fantasy XIV (FFXIV) for more than half a year now. I can say without doubt that I have yet to run out of interesting stories to experience. The game is just so packed full with activities and seemingly none of them come without their own stories and lore.

After you have progressed to a certain point in the story, you can develop relations with beast tribes in the game, earning their respect and helping them develop their society. There is a long quest chain revolving around clumsy inspector Hildibrand Manderville. Even progression for gathering and crafting is involved with their own quests and stories.

I will not deny that there is a bit of stretch between patches when you have completed all that is to the current main story. I don’t think you can really prevent that while ensuring that the quality of the main story is top notch. Releasing too often might have the quality of the writing and the setting suffering and I most certainly do not advocate that tradeoff.

Let me tell you another chapter of Kakysha Saranictil’s story. Last time I told you about her role in the liberation of Doma and Ala Mhigo. Kakysha has not been idle for long even though she managed to sneak in a little vacation at the Rhalgr’s Reach holiday resort with Deithwen Addan, a long time friend.

Deithwen and Kakysha sitting on a high stone column looking down on Rhalgr's Reach

She was pleasantly surprised when Jenji Seraph also popped in. Images worthy of post cards were taken. “Wish you were here!”, to send home to other people in the Free Company.

Jenji, Deithwen and Kakysha taking a swim

Between helping with the efforts of rebuilding Ala Mhigo, she was helping out the Kojin beast tribe - a people of bipedal turtles - coming to terms with the conflict between the red and the blue faction of their people. She had some very busy weeks heading more into diplomacy and getting an understanding of more beast tribes. She reached an understanding with the Sahagin, fish people of La Noscea. She helped the colony of Vath, bug people of the Dravanian Forelands. She danced with the Vanu, bird people of The Sea of Clouds and even spoke to the Kobolds, who are mine dwellers of La Noscea. All that running around left her pretty exhausted but she found a serene place to relax in the newly arranged garden of her Free Company.

Kakysha sitting in a garden, below a tree and between falling cherry blossoms

Kakysha tried to branch into a few more different activities, like learning the Gladiator class and improving her fishing skills. Furthermore she’s been on a few expeditions to Rabanastre, not all of which have been entirely successful. She met Deithwen again when exploring the desert for places to fish.

Kakysha and Deithwen posing for an image

She vividly remembers trying to climb the big tower in Kugane. It was a frustrating experienced that she decided to abandon after a few days of trying. Making precise jumps in the middle of the night with little illumination is hard, which is why she asked her fellow climbers (via /shout) to put up their Wind-up Suns to light up the tower. The community was nice and obliged and soon they had half of the tower lit for climbers and the challenge at hand could continue regardless of sunlight.

Multiple wind-up suns illuminating Kugane tower

Lately, there has been more work with the FC and Kakysha has been all over Eorzea, helping out where she could. She went with Syn Seraph, Jenji Seraph and Hugo Razgriz to Hax Silverstone’s battle against Susano. She joined Zireael Addan’s battle against Ravana and Hax’s battle against Sri Lakshmi. The greatest memory was helping Selina Unfug getting together a party of seasoned adventurers against Vishap for The Steps of Fate. The Full Party of Selina, Kakysha, Hax, Ianna Stark, Chiyuri Nelhal, Lieselotte Harnisch, Fancydoughnut Drayon and Seraphie Eryniel made short work of the dragon and didn’t even let him reach the third part of the arena. It was by far the best performance of this challenge ever experienced by Kakysha.

Some of this more recent work was due to more active recruitment of new members to Crown, some of it was due to more people joining Kakysha’s linkshell “Kaky’s dungeoneers” which she founded with the intent of helping people find helpful and friendly players for their duties.

bonus: Kakysha’s ninja playstyle

Excerpt from Kakysha’s notes.

The usage of Mug, Armor Crush, Jugulate and Assassinate is pretty self explanatory. The only thing worth adding to Shadow Fang is that Fuma Shuriken is said to be affected by it, but I do not know this for certain.

Kakysha sitting in the middle of Doton area of effect

marking & single target

Before the fight, I prepare with Jin (Yellow) => Chi (Red) => Ten (Blue) to use Huton and be faster. I follow up with Hide since that resets the countdown for Mudra.

Depending on the situation I will open with Shadewalker+ (see macros) after the tank pulls to shift enmity for my following actions onto them.

If we’re up against a single target, I’ll use Mark (see macros) to show my fellow adventurers which enemy will get +10% damage due to vulnerability.

  • I follow this up by either Blue => Red => Yellow => Suiton and North Wind if we’re already in battle and there is a likelihood that the target will move.
  • If the battle has not yet started or I’m about to Mark a target while no enemy is alive that has ever had enmity on me, I’ll go with Hide.

The mark will then be stabbed using Overwhelm (see macros) and I’ll use as many skills that do a lot of damage while the vulnerability debuff is up, e.g.

  • Dream Within a Dream
  • Blue => Red => Raiton
  • Kassatsu => Blue => Red => Raiton
  • Spinning Edge => Gust Slash => Duality => Aeolian Edge

If I’m not pressed for time and the likelihood of Area of Effect (AoE) attacks is low, Ten Chi Jin followed by Blue => Fuma Shuriken, Red => Raiton, Blue => Suiton is a good bet. In a more busy fight I’ll stick with the faster and more mobile Bhavacakra so that the healers have less reason to hate me.

multi target

When fighting multiple targets with a group it is important to realize that enemies who have not attacked me and have never been affected by my actions are unaware I exist. If all who are aware have perished, Hide may be used again without the need for Suiton. As ninja have great damage output against single targets, this might be worth keeping in mind.

If above section does not apply, one may safely use Yellow => Blue => Red => Doton to place an AoE with some duration. If one expects the battle to be relatively short, Yellow => Blue => Futon may be preferred. Futon should also be preferred if one does not trust the tank to keep all enemies safely in one place. Personally, I dislike using Death Blossom as it feels inefficient. Furthermore I dislike hearing the sound of repeated Death Blossom as that gives me the impression my fellow ninjas are choosing the most convenient playstyle using only one button. Hellfrog Medium is also a good choice when up against multiple opponents who are already aware of one.

survival skills

You do get into some hairy situations as an adventurer. I’ll use Shade Shift if I feel that a particularly heavy blow is coming and will use Bloodbath to get some health back while the healer might be busy helping others. If the situation is very dire, I’ll fall back to Second Wind though that one cannot be used very often and will rarely be enough to make a significant difference.

Since Shadewalker cannot be used too often either, I’ll sometimes throw in a Diversion.

I cannot overstate the usefulness of Shukuchi when evading large scale AoEs, especially in raids where there is often lots of space available. Note: Do not use the skill to go through ticking AoEs, e.g. with Hashmal in Rabanastre. Shukuchi can also be used to make up for situations when the party coordination isn’t great, e.g. who attacks which target. I’ll be able to help out with other targets with less travel time after I eliminated my own.

While I’m on the topic of survival - treat Ten Chi Jin as a double edged sword - it can massively increase your damage output but also plays tricks on your mind, e.g. “nah, I’ll want to get the third attack out, the healer will be fine if I get hit by the AoE once”. When in doubt, do not use it.

little used skills

I’ll freely admit that most of the time I forget that Smoke Screen even exists, the same goes for Hyoton. I deliberately do not use Death Blossom since it rarely feels appropriate. Enmity mitigation is easier done by using Shadewalker and then letting loose a burst of damage since the tank should try to get enmity back from non-tank roles anyway.


When I’m writing macros, I try to make sure they fit some criteria. I want my macros to be helpful first, but it’s important to me that they also have some entertainment value (e.g. they have some sass) and that they fit the lore of FFXIV.

Shadewalker+ - shift 80% of enmity generated after action to target of target

/macroicon "Shadewalker"
/party Now blaming <tt> for everything that's wrong with Eorzea. auto-translate:Shadewalker
/action "Shadewalker" <tt>

Mark - point out which target will get vulnerability debuff

/macroicon Circle enemysign
/marking "Circle" <t>
/party Marking vulnerable target. auto-translate:Trick Attack imminent.

Overwhelm - cast debuff and remove target indicator after effect has ended

/macroicon "Trick Attack"
/action "Trick Attack"
/wait 10
/mk off

Prowess in battle, luck and a trustworthy selection of comrades is what brings you to the deepest chamber of the Lost Canals of Uznair. This was together with Mia Guilharthina.

Kakysha, Mia and other treasure hunters posing in the deepest sluice of the Lost Canals

Image credit:

  • “Jenji, Deithwen and Kakysha taking a swim” by ~Jenji Seraph

An explanation to a hand full of rsync parameters

Posted on Thu 05 October 2017 • Tagged with Institute for Computer Vision and Computer Graphics, Work

If you check out one of the community’s most favourite syncing and file transfer tools, rsync on any day, you will notice it has quite a lot of parameters (rsync --help). Here’s a short explanation of some of them and what they can be used for - taken from the .gitlab-ci.yml files of their respective projects.

example 1

This call is used in our automated deployment process for a web based project. It deploys the project into the correct directory, ensuring that it can still be read and executed after syncing. This is where the setting of group and user is important, since those are used for the creation of new files as well as reading of code by the interpreter. Since this is from a Git repository, it only makes sense to have a hidden file present to avoid syncing of specific files. Personally, I prefer to add --stats and --human-readable to every rsync that’s used for a deployment since you can see what changed on site in the GitLab build logs.

# In the .gitlab-ci.yml the command is on one line to avoid errors
# for the sake of readability I have reformatted the call.
# The order of the optional parameters has been changed to be
# more coherent.
sudo rsync --recursive \
           --perms \
           --stats \
           --human-readable \
           --times \
           --group \
           --owner \
           --usermap=gitlab-runner:labelme,0:labelme \
           --groupmap=gitlab-runner:labelme,0:labelme \
           --super \
           --exclude-from=.rsyncExcludeFiles \
           . /home/labelme/LabelMeAnnotationTool-master/
  • Copy everything including all files and subfolders (--recursive) from the current location (.) to the target (/home/labelme/LabelMeAnnotationTool-master).
  • Ensure that the permissions are the same at the target as they were at the source (--perms).
  • Afterwards display detailed, human-readable statistics about the transfer (--human-readable, --stats).
  • Make sure the modification times of the files at the target location matches the ones at the source location (--times).
  • Modify the group and owner of the files (--group, --owner)
  • from gitlab-runner and from the user with userid 0 to labelme (--usermap=FROM_USER:TO_USER,FROM_USERID:TO_USER,--groupmap=FROM_GROUP:TO_GROUP,FROM_GROUPID:TO_GROUP).
  • Explicitly try to use super-user operations (--super), e.g. changing owners. This will lead to errors if such operations are not permitted on the receiving side, indicating a lack of permissions or filesystem features, enabling you to detect if something went wrong.
  • Skip listed files in .rsyncExcludeFiles while syncing (--exclude-from=EXCLUSION_LIST_FILE).

example 2

This call is used when deploying our Puppet configuration from Git. It was here that I first had the need to use the --*map: features, since the files initially ended up being owned by gitlab-runner. This is fine when every file you deploy via Puppet to another machine is explicitly listed with its permissions and owner set in your codebase. If this is not the case, Puppet (3.x) will implicitly set the owner to the same UID that is used on the Puppetmaster - leading to all kinds of strange situations. To avoid this, I’m mapping owners and groups.

Additionally I’ll chmod 640 all files and chmod 750 all directories that have been synced via the call to avoid having unsafe permissions on anything. All critical things should have their permissions set explicitly in our codebase anyway.

I have arrived at this specific combination of options when I wanted to list only files that are really changed at the Deploy step. Since during downloading dependencies the cache of Puppet modules is invalidated, all external files are marked as new every time. This can be circumvented via checksumming but it still leaves the modification date of directories changed (they are set when the downloaded archives are unpacked), therefore requiring the --omit-dir-times. Now, with this combination and --verbose the logs contain only files changed in our codebase and ones that changed due to changes in our dependencies. There are no longer hundreds of files marked as changed just because r10k needed to fetch a module again.

# in the .gitlab-ci.yml the command is on one line to avoid errors
# for the sake of readability I have reformatted the call.
# The order of the optional parameters has been changed to be
# more coherent.
sudo rsync --recursive \
           --times \
           --omit-dir-times \
           --checksum \
           --sparse \
           --force \
           --delete \
           --links \
           --exclude=.git* \
           --group \
           --owner \
           --usermap=gitlab-runner:root \
           --groupmap=gitlab-runner:puppet \
           --human-readable \
           --stats \
           --verbose \
           . /etc/puppet
  • Copy everything including all files and subfolders (--recursive) from the current location (.) to the target (/etc/puppet).
  • Make sure the modification times of the files at the target location matches the ones at the source location (--times).
  • When checking which files to sync, ignore the modification dates on folders (--omit-dir-times) and rely on checksumming only (--checksum) instead of checking modification times and file size.
  • Try to intelligently handle sparse files (--sparse). I’m rather sure this ended up here without any actual cause, by picking parameters from a meta parameter.
  • Delete files at the destination that are not at the source (--delete) and include empty directories while deleting (--force).
  • Recreate symlinks at the destination if there are any at the source (--links).
  • Exclude Git specific files and folders (--exclude=.git*).
  • Modify the group and owner of the files (--group, --owner)
  • Change the owner from gitlab-runner to root (--usermap=FROM_USER:TO_USER)
  • Change the group from gitlab-runner to puppet (--groupmap=FROM_GROUP:TO_GROUP)
  • Afterwards display detailed, human-readable statistics about the transfer (--human-readable, --stats).
  • Additionally display files transferred and a summary (--verbose).


If you are using sudo in combination with an automated system in which non-admin users can access sudo without password for specific tasks, make sure you have appropriate whitelists in place. You could, for example, restrict the use of sudo to a specific user, on a specific host witch a specific command. Given that the syntax of sudoers is not as precise as it might be with regular expressions, you’ll have to be quite specific what command you’ll want to allow and where to put wildcards, should you use any. Here’s an example.

# No line breaks here, since it might confuse readers and they might end up with a damaged `sudoers` config.
your_user your_host.fully.qualified.domain= NOPASSWD: /full/path/to/command --a_parameter --another__parameter /the_source /the/target/location